Six silly mistakes business owners do

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businessAs an entrepreneur or a business person, you are called to serve only customers. Most times business owners do some silly mistakes that are very unhealthy for business; here are six silly mistakes business owners do that is dangerous in the business terrain.

  1. Poor Branding scope

Branding in business covers a whole lot of areas but I will be talking about business name here, I laugh out loud most times when I hear or see most business name, I would most times ask myself did this people consulted anyone before choosing such business name. Most of them would try to sound very religious even with their business by naming their business according to their religious beliefs, just this most I finished consuming a bread and I decided to go through the bread’s wrapper and what I found was “God’s will Bread”, lol what a joke! Products that are meant for the entire public consumption should be 100% free from all religious attachments except your target consumers are of a particular religious group e.g. You want to manufacture an olive oil for only the Christian faith you name such product “By His Grace Olive oil”. Every business owner whose product is consumed by the entire public should be smart enough to remove all forms of religious content in their businesses so as to make their business appeal to all irrespective of their customer’s beliefs.

 

  1. Impatient 

Most business owners want to set up a business today and start making huge profits the next month, hell no! Business is no Abracadabra; it takes time for people to start noticing your business and a longer time for consumers to trust your business. For you not to wait too long for sales to come, you then need to apply an aggressive means of marketing e.g. If your kind of business is not out rightly new in the market, you will have to give consumers a good reason to leave Product A for your own new product B, this was the technique the Nigerian telecommunication giant Glo used to break into the Nigeria market with the introduction of per second billing rate. If you have done a proper analysis of a business, started proper operations, the next thing to employ is patience.

  1. Poor Customer Service

I walked into an International commercial bank recently to transact a business; I was like wow is this bank really situated in Nigeria? Though I wasn’t properly dressed from the gate the security personnel treated me like a VIP, when I entered the banking hall I asked for the banks teller from the security man standing in-between the exit and entrance of the bank and he politely showed me where to pick one. I observed that there was not a single seat in the banking hall, which simply means that they are not willing to keep their customers waiting and to be precise I transacted my business with the bank in an amazing time of less than 5mins. With that experience, I promised myself to open an account with them before the end of this year. That banks amazing customer care service has won them an additional customer, trust me I have transacted with other banks here in a Nigeria that I ended up having aches in my legs for standing too long. This is not only applicable to banks alone but all business ventures, always please yours customers like you are trying to woo Cinderella, make them feel more important than they feel they are and they will be stocked to your business like Ant and Sugar.

  1. Going into Business for the wrong purpose

It is true that the purpose of every business man is to make profit but beyond making profit you must that purpose that would still make you stay in business even if the ascertained profit is not coming forth. Never go into business because you saw “Chinedu” making profit with his business and you quickly decided to go into the same business as ‘Chinedu”, you never might know “Chinedu’s” drive for the business. One thing is certain you will never beat the original business idea owner, instead of following “Chinedu’s” idea search and create your own purpose of business and become an healthy competitor like Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

  1. Small Business Vision

When starting up a business on of the first thing that should come into your mind is seeking for ways to enlarge and remain in business, most businesses owned by Africans die immediately the business owner dies. I could mention countless businesses that went bankrupt because of the demise of the business owner; the business owner’s family would fight and fight for the business assets till they end up squandering the business assets and bankrupting the business. Have we asked ourselves why all these foreign brands standing the test of time even when the business owner is long dead and gone? The number one reason is partnership; those foreign businesses are not 100% owned by the business initiator, the profit and loss is shared among group of business like minds with the larger share belonging to the business owner or initiator. Instead your business remaining a one man business build it to a certain appreciable level that will attract investors to come in, be smart to sell out some percent of your company shares with you having the larger share so they won’t have an absolute control over your business. This would enable your business to grow bigger, better and more efficient because other investor’s interest is attached to the business. The business will also stand a better chance to stand the test of time even after the owner’s demise.

  1. Focus more on product improvement than brand improvement

If your branding is outweighs your product your business story would look like a very beautiful lady with an appalling character. A perfect example of what I’m talking about is the two giant cocoa beverages manufacturing company in Nigeria. One is more concentrated in branding and advert but giving us chocolate dust for chocolate drink while the other is more focus on the product improvement than branding and hereby giving us a more delicious chocolate drink, the truth is that the later sells better than the former. Improve more on your product quality and it would speak for itself, I didn’t ask us to ignore branding totally because it is also a vital area in business.

An old woman who sells sand collected from Lagos High for Living

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An Indian man once said “If you walk in the street of Lagos you will pick Dollars on the floor”, the Indian man doesn’t literally mean you will pick physical cash on the floor of street of Lagos, he simply means opportunities are abound in Lagos. I want to introduce an elderly woman who makes her little money doing the work of the Lagos state Waste Management   (LAWMA), every morning you will find this woman sweeping the highway of Thomas Owode Ajegunle Ikorodu road high.

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She sweeps the high ways , not minding her old age and the high risk the work entails she goes ahead to gather the fine sand collected from the Lagos high way and store them in bags to sell. Instead of subjecting herself to begging, this diligent old lady device a means of survival the hard way not minding how little she earns and at the same time she is indirectly serving the Lagos road commuters by making the road clean. If this old lady could be doing this to survive shame be upon any young able man begging or stealing for survival. If you only open your eyes to the overwhelming opportunities surrounding you, solve problems, make life easier and be smart enough to transform it into income like the poor old lady.

“Eko o ni baaje o”

 

Andriana the Hourglass girl Reloaded

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After a long tiring meeting with my personal assistance at Hotel 69 situated in the broad street of Lagos, so I abruptly made a request

“I need a company this Friday night, so who do you have in mind for me?”

He grinned, and replied me with a high enthusiasm

“Senator Sir, I’m hooking you up sir with this hot, sexy, curvaceous and intelligent lady”

I became more interested, never seen Sam this much fascinated about a lady before. He went…

“I met her on a flight on my way back from Dubai, she is a professional never seen a “Call Girl” this passionate about what she does “

Sam’s statement immediately swept me off my feet, the girl’s description completely matches with the kind of lady I presently desire

“Hmm interesting … Good one Sam but she is of what age range?”

“She should be in her early 30’s; Senator that lady would blow your mind”

“Eeee Sam hope you have not first tested her before me”

Sam’s expression changed, he looked astonished

“Oh no sir! Have you forgotten that I’m gay?”

I felt as though I could swallow back that statement

“Oh sorry Sam, I got overwhelmed by the lady, so what’s her name?”

“It’s ok sir, she is Adriana”

I became very eager to meet with this mystery lady, can’t wait till Friday to meet her

“Sam I want to meet with this lady by lunch tomorrow”

“Sure sir, I will call her right her right away”

Its 12:30pm I’m patiently waiting in a VIP lounge at Hotel 69 to meet with this mystery lady Sam hyped so much, I couldn’t contain my eagerness to meet so I dialed Sam’s number

“Sam what’s happening naa, I have been waiting here for over 30 Minutes and no sign of her coming yet”

Just as I end the call I saw a shadow cast of hour glass figure from the entrance, the closer she gets the faster my heart beat throbs. She is a dark skinned plump and curvaceous lady with a pair of boobs looking like two large wrecking balls fitted together in a tight bra, she seductively fitted her boobs in her dress, making it look like the boobs were trying to break free from the bra. Her waist line is breath taking it is as though she was dragging two planets fitted in a Jeans. She is smartly dressed with a body fitted grey armless blouse and a tight fitted Jean; I was totally thrown into oblivion that I didn’t noticed when she approached me

“Good afternoon Sir I’m Adriana”

That sweet sounding seductive voice of her brought me back into reality, we immediately choke hands

“Oh welcome my dear, please to meet Adriana, I’m Senator Badda and please have your seat”

(Soft music playing at the background)

It is a classic private Bamboo bar; the lights were a bit dimmed so as to bring alive that romantic ambience. There was a table and two cozy chairs pre-arranged for me their prestigious customer my special guest, we sat down and got talking..

“What do you care for my lady?”

“A chill cup of water would do sir, I’m a teetotaler”

I couldn’t hid my amusement

“Wow that’s interesting”

The bar man appeared with two chill bottled water and two tumblers, he wanted to help open and serve the drink but I objected. I snapped open the bottle and served her chill drink; she grabbed her cup and immediately gush it in with poise.

“You sound so intelligent and smart, why this choice of livelihood”

“Mr Badda….” I interrupted

“No please call me Senator”

“Senator I don’t see what I do as a livelihood, it is my profession sir, there is a difference between a livelihood and a profession”

This lady never ceases to amuse me right from the very first minute i saw her

“Hmm…quite interesting, so why this choice of profession dear?”

“Can I ask you a question sir?”

“Oh please do..”

“Please be sincere with me, what was the first thing you thought about when you saw me”

I unavoidably babbled

“Emmm I saw saw beeeaau…”

She cuts in

“Please Sir….I was sex, you were already fantasying on taking me to bed”

Oh this girl don read my mind o

“Well that’s true”

“Senator I’m a sex appeal figure, every man would want to have a piece of me, so I decided to make a business out of it but in a more professional way. I learnt the art of sex and techniques to pleasure people in a whole new dimension. I’m very passionate about my profession, I don’t see myself as a prostitute but a hospitality personnel”

“Wow! You said people, does it means that you pleasure women too?”

“Oh yes! I have a lot of them as clients too”

“Hmm what….”

She abruptly cut my next question

“Enough of this question and answer session, please let’s get to business sir, my p*ssy is wet and ready for you sir”

On hearing this my d*ck twitched, so I quickly led her to my hotel room