Five distinctive difference between a “Foreign babe and a Naija babe”.

Have ever wondered why most a group of Naija guys would prefer to marry a foreigner and a faction would prefer sticking with the Naija babe, it’s all about taste and preference?  Taking aside those with the wrong motives like those seeking for visa and green card, I will discuss today five distinctive difference between a “Foreign babe and a Naija babe.

1. Foreign babe loyalty is higher : Foreign babes loyalty to their men tends to be higher than our Naija babes, once they are in love with you, irrespective of your background, financial status, attractive or not or handsome, height, color or race their loyalty is legendary and a top notch. On the other hand, most Naija babes loyalty comes most times comes with a clause, they don’t just fall in love like that. In fact their loving you come with something they can hold onto, they most times love because of good financial status, attractiveness or marriage. So therefore I would rate the foreign girl’s loyalty to be at 90% and our Naija babe loyalty 70%.

 

2. Naija babes endure and perseverance is top notch: You would find a Naija babe in an abusive relationship and still claims she loves her partner. You will find her husband or boyfriend will beat up and treat her like she worths nothing but yet she will still remain in such an abusive relationship or you will find very few of them enduring and managing with a broke or a cheating dude hoping for a better day. The moment you try this with a foreign babe most especially from the West, my brother,she breaks up with you asap and you will be very lucky if she didn’t press charges against you or shoot you. Please note lack of the foreign babe’s ability to endure in relationships and marriages is one of the major causes of single parenting.

3. Most Foreign babes love unconditionally: Like I said in my earlier statement irrespective of your background, financial status, attractive or not or handsome, height, color or race their love and loyalty is legendary. The new breeds of Naija babes we have these days are chronic materialistic beings, should it be blamed on the increased rate of poverty in our society or the degraded moral status in the country. Naija babes quantify love and money, forgetting that money can’t bring absolute happiness. This is one of the major reasons we have broken homes these days because they flow with the social tide, marrying for the wrong reasons.

4.      Naija Babes motherhood is next to nothing: Naija babes are better mothers compared to their foreign counterparts , they tend to instill better morals and up bringing into kids more. I could remember back then as a kid, I dare not eat outside as a kid because of the training my mom gave to me. When we have family outings I and my siblings dare not eat without decoding the facial sign of our mom, there’s a sign that says “eat” and there’s is this other sign that says “don’t eat”. If you there eat outside without permission , be expecting a legendary beat from her, she will beat the stupidity out of you with her slippers or cane “Pankere” as we call it.

5. Naija babe’s stands in love: Naija babes love you with all their guard on, mental alertness so as not to fall prey to their futuristic miss-doing of their partner. You tell C they must ask you have it has to be C because they curious people. For example, you tell a Naija babe that you are at the mall with a friend her most likely question would be “with a female or male friend”, some might go the extent of requesting for you to take a picture of where you are with such friend. A foreign befalls head over heels in love with all their guards, mental alertness, being pocketed by their partner, they can go extra miles for the sake of love.

 

So what team are you ? As for me I’m team Foreign babe o, in this current recession, keeping a Naija babe would cost a fortune biko except there still those who can love unconditionally..winks….

7 soft landing tips to launch you into 2017

1. In 2017 use more of your brain power (Soft work) than might

It is widely believed that most black people are synonymous with using more of their might than the brainpower but in 2017 let the reverse be the case. In our world of today those using more of their might to solve daily challenges are less valued compared to those who uses their brain might (Soft work). It is also believed that strength is readily available to all but the proper articulation and usage of the brain might is not available.

 

2. In 2017 embrace only healthy relationships

There’s nothing that weigh a man down emotionally and psychologically than an unhealthy relationship, its either you fix it or you quit! Starting a new year with an unresolved baggage’s is not the ideal way to kick start a brand new year so once again “If you can’t resolve it quit it! And in working relationships click with people who understand your vision and plan of action and try to keep your detractors abased.

 

3. In 2017 be receptive to knowledge

In the year 2017 make yourself teachable and learn-able, no man is an island of knowledge. Learn from new things from daily experiences, books, media, and enemy, superior, minor, friends and relatives and a big bye to your ego.

 

4. In 2017 Be a Responsible person

Push the frontiers of incompetence; try hard to be competent and responsible. Accept faults and reduce the blame games. And for the young bachelors still playing games around get serious with a lady and be responsible, I’m talking to you too young spinsters playing games too. Take full ownership of whatever responsibility being given to you whether big or small.

5. In 2017 be ready for opportunities

Learn to always look beyond your nose in 2017. Opportunities comes sometimes in the most unattractive outlook, remember the brain behind the mobile toilet in Nigeria (may his soul rest in peace)? This man made a fortune from human waste and passed it to his generation, funny enough his business slogan is “Sh*t na money”.

6. In 2017 appeal to people’s needs

The quickest and the surest way to get people do something for you is when you appeal to their need, quit that beggarly lifestyle and appeal to people’s needs to get something. For example just this year Mark Angel became a hit, he only appealed to people’s needs with his visual comedy and people in turn gave him back what he needed “Money and Fame”.

7. In 2017 avoid parasites

Try to separate people who are Parasitic in nature from the Symbiotic (Those who you benefit from and they as well benefit from you) ones. Simply embrace the symbiotic folks and stay far from the parasitic ones, and try not to be a parasite to no one.

 

Sylvester Stallone “The struggle and Rise” (Rocky)

Remember the super classic movie “Rocky”, starring Sylvester Stallone as the main cast ?

If you are a lover of classic movies I’m sure you do would have seen the movie before, well there’s to that movie than the story entails. The movie became Sylvester Stallone breakthrough into Hollywood, but note that wasn’t his first movie but his first major cast as an actor. Join me as I briefly take you on a journey ride of genesis of Sylvester Stallone break into the limelight through the movie “Rocky”, I hope this would stair up someone out there into greatness.

At the beginning

Sylvester Stallone had it pretty rough in life as a young adult; he came to Hollywood to pursue his passion as a young man. He started as a young struggling actor, fighting for each little movie roles he got.  He was once rejected a movie role he so wanted, but he persisted on getting it. He went as far as sleeping by the door of the director just to proof to the director how much he wanted that minor movie role.  The movie director got really touched by Sylvester’s drive and passion and at the end he got it, the never say die spirit in Sylvester Stallone is what I admired the most in him. Sylvester didn’t stop there he went on struggling as a young man, as the course of his struggles his beloved girlfriend left him. He felt devastated, leaving him only with his dog which became his closet companion as time went on. Sylvester Stallone fed from hand to mouth living each day with hope of a better tomorrow. Stealing, cheating or staying idle was never an option to him instead he pressed harder towards becoming the man he has always dreamt of being.

 

The Genesis of the Break

This was how it all began….. Sylvester Stallone got inspire after watching a boxing fight on TV because at that time I’m sure wouldn’t be able to afford a ticket to a major live boxing match. So he picked up his pen and started writing a movie script, he sat down writing for many hours, never stopped until he finished what is soon to be the world’s renowned masterpiece The movie “Rocky”, script. After completing the script he presented it to one of Hollywood’s huge movie studios, the movie studio liked it and offered Sylvester Stallone hundred bucks of dollars for the script. A hundred bucks of dollars for totally broke dude he hardly feed himself and pay bills wow! But guess what? He turned it down and gave them his own conditions for the script to be released to them.  Sylvester Stallone emphatically asked the movie company to make him the main cast of his own story, the request sounded weird and funny to them. The movie company told Sylvester Stallone that it’s not going to be possible, that they prefer to use an established actor for the major character not a rookie like Sylvester Stallone got inspire. The movie company laughed it off and offered to increase the earlier price offered way higher to convince him to change his mind but Sylvester Stallone turned the offer down and left. After the meeting with the movie company Sylvester Stallone went even more broke that he has to sell his best friend “his dog” just to feed. That was the most devastating moment of his life, he felt as though the world should just come crashing on him.

 

The Break

“But come to think of it, if it were many out there the fact that he was hungry and broke would make him sell the movie script at that mouthwatering price. Many out there would do otherwise, hungry or poverty isn’t enough excuse to lose your dignity and insanity.”

Few weeks later after selling his dog to feed, the movie company called Sylvester Stallone for talks. He went for the meeting with the movie company and at the course of the meeting they reluctantly accepted to stare Sylvester Stallone got as the main cast of the movie but would offer just peanuts for his pay. Sylvester Stallone gladly accepted the deal; he got paid and went straight to the place he sold his dog to buy him back. For weeks he couldn’t find the person he sold the dog to, but his never say die spirit still pushed to keep on searching for his best friend. Finally he found the dog and the man he sold the dog to, he was so excited to see his dog again, the dog wagged his tail sighting his original owner. Sylvester Stallone immediately offered to buy back his dog but the man refused and told Sylvester Stallone that the dog is now his and there’s nothing he could do about it. Sylvester Stallone narrated the whole deal to him, how he got to the position of selling the dog and the movie script, then the man offered a deal. He offered to sell the dog back to Sylvester Stallone for thousands of dollars (a dog he bought from Sylvester Stallone about a hundred dollar) and a role in the movie “Rocky”, Sylvester Stallone agreed to the deal and got his best friend back.

After his first major movie Sylvester Stallone got his break in the movie industry because he stood by what he believed. He could have accepted the mouthwatering offer and maybe misuse it and his dreams would be left unfulfilled. He was broke, shattered and hungry but he never allowed any of this to determine course his should follow, he stood strong and got the ultimate prize. So to my struggling brothers and sisters or you out there still hoping for a better day, don’t give up, continue doing that very thing that adds value to people, and embrace the “never say die spirit of Sylvester Stallone, you will be noticed and get rewarded someday.

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7 vital attributes job interviewers seeks

When going to a for a job interview there are few immediate attribute you are expected to have in order to impress the interviewers,  you should exude these 7  tips I’m about to share in the first 10 minutes you spend with them. The first 2 to 5 mins matters a lot in a job interview, you mess up within this minute, your ability of regaining momentum to impress might be slim. So kindly seat back, widen your attention as I take you on a journey ride of impressing any interviewer….

1. Appearance: It is said “never judge a book by its cover” but in this case you are first by your cover and like the popular saying goes “you dress the way you want to be addressed”. Your interview starts with your appearance, no one will take you ever serious if you are poorly dressed up. So loosen up their guards first and reduce the vile and attacks, they would throw at you with your fashionable dress sense.  If you are not the fashion oriented type surf the internet to enrich your mind on that regards.

 

2. Confidence: Confidence is the key, it is hard for people to entrust responsibility to someone without confidence. Let everything about you speak confidently, from your appearance to your facial expression, carriage, charisma and speech. Even if you are nervous or your system is naturally accommodating some atom of fret, try as much as possible to conceal it. The kind of confidence you exude would go a long way to tell them if actually you are the right person for the job. Check out Obama’s first election campaign, his opponent would have overwhelmed him by all standards, but Obama stole the crowd from him with his charming charisma and speech. Fortunately, this has once worked for me before, I applied for a job I’m not academically qualified for and to my amazement I was invited for the interview. On the day of the interview i nailed the job interviewers with confidence and ended up engaging them in (please don’t try this if you are not eloquent or a sweet talker) conversation.

 

3. Ability check: This is the major reason why they are interviewing you, they want to see if you are the right person for the job. It is now left for you to go extra mile to fortify yourself with the required and necessary information about the job and the company. Never let them catch you on aware, appeal to their needs by giving them what they need and even add “Jara”. Never look desperate or say things that would make them to want to pity you, a friend of mine once made that grievous mistake, he told his interviewers that “he had an accident few months ago” to attract pity. At the end of the day he didn’t get the job, note these people don’t condone any form of liability or inability, so the key is appealing to their needs.

 

4. Human relationship test: They want to know the level of your human relationship; they want to know how you will relate with their clients or customers. That’s why most times they engage you in conversation outside the working spare. At this point the smile you put on, language articulation and your courtesy would speak for you.

 

5. Loyalty check: The interviewer would also like to know the degree of your loyalty, that’s why they ask this question most times “why did you leave the previous company you were working” (answer: I want a bigger challenge in my career, a new working horizon after spending couple of years with them, I left them with a proper notice and on a good note), “are you presently in a contract with any organization or engaged in whatsoever thing that would limit your time. They want own majority of your time if not all, especially the banking industry. Giving them assurance of your loyalty to them would go a long way to give you higher advantage of gaining the employment.

 

6. Background check: This where job experience would speak for you, as a fresh graduate this might be difficult to acquire but it is definitely not a good idea to remain idle after school. Look for something that will get you engaged in regards to the area of your field, render free services if possible. You are after the experience and not the money yet, this point has also helped me too. Every year I voluntarily join the organizing team of a major event in Lagos without getting a dime, then one day an offer came and I was asked if I have ever organized an event before, I happily said yes. I mentioned the event I organized and wala! I got the offer! They want to know where you reside and how it may affect your working flow. Just except to be scrutinized like you are in the custody of the FBI, at this point try as much as possible to give straight and concise answers.

 

7. Belief: Unfortunately this aspect is not supposed to count but unfortunately in this part of the world we are it does count, majority of us are religious folks. I have been asked by several interviewers in the past “Which church do you worship”? You coincidentally attend the same church or have the same belief as they do; you gain closer ties with them. Tell them you are an atheist, agnostic or a traditional worshiper at your own detriment, though I’m not a religious person but I pretend to be in situations like this biko! Nobody come Lagos to come count bridges.

 

I hope this few points of mine is helpful to you my honorable readers, please always check back on www.herexg.wordpress.com for more educative and entertaining post thanks for reading.

 

6 THINGS TO LEARN FROM TRUMP’S VICTORY

1. Appeal to the direct needs of the majority: Throughout Trumps campaign he emphatically stressed on the immediate needs of the White majority, he made sure he carried the White along and made them  his targeted strength neglecting the opinions and reactions of the minority race.

Application

In life you want to sell out your ideas and opinions, appeal to the needs of the majority that matters.

2. Always work with the right team: Trump would have lost this election woefully if he had not employed the hands of American brightest elites, they re-branded, re-formatted and re-packaged him. You will notice at the middle and tail end of his election campaign he tried to carry all races along and even travelled to Mexico to correct his earlier bombshell against the Latinos. His campaign team did a great job on him so much that he recent campaign speeches would even Hillary campaign heads to into Trumps team.

Application

Working with the right team always works even if you are not the best option; they are cloud scream that shields your lapses and make you appear undisputable

3. Employ an admirable confidence: If there is one thing I admire about him is the charming confidence he employs in every speech he makes, he brings words into reality in the hearts of his listeners with his admirable confidence.  The confidence attached to his speech  when he made a derogatory statement about Islam shook  UK that they have to threaten him with a ban.

Application

Admirable confidence will stand you out no matter where you go, it was same confidence that gave Obama victory four years ago.

4. Be Flexible when it matters the most: A Trump who appeared to be rigid, tough and arrogant, man spite derogatory words at his oppositions at the beginning of the election campaign now bentt o become accommodating, stopped using harsh words instead started using more sensible words like “I dedicate this victory to us”.   

Application

If Trump wasn’t flexible at the middle and tail end of his election campaign he would have failed woefully, he readjusted to shake off the devil depiction and appeared like a saint. In life don’t let only your opinion to  always be the ultimate, be flexible when the need arises.

5. Stay Focused: Even when it all seems not working accordingly, when the major celebrities in American turned their back against him, they even went as far as endorsing his opposition.  But all that didn’t deter Trump went publicly to say “We don’t need Beyonce, Jayz or any celebrity to win”, wow that was powerful! In all, he kept his gaze at the ultimate prize.

Application

Trumps strong focus on the prize gave him the victory. Now here is a practical example for the male next time you “focus your genital on sandy ground you will see the impression the force of the pee would create, but when you toss the genital around no impression is created.

6. Strike your opposition hard when the opportunity calls: Trump never failed to stroke his opposition during the Republican primaries. He white washed  the likes of Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio and others with bombshell s that got them confused and sterile that George W Bush had to order his younger brother Jeb Bush to pull out of the race because of Trumps vile at him and the family.

Application

Save more energy by striking your opposition when the opportunity calls, it gives you a clearer and better chance of attaining the ultimate prize, giving them more room to attack you would make you lose focus or even make you loss at the end of the day.

My sexual fantasy fulfilled in Lagos

I’m Doris a married lady from Alabama US; I turned just 40 last week and I celebrated my birthday in a grand style. It was an experience I will live to always remember, I was able to fulfill my long standing sexual fantasy with Chinedu. I have been chatting online with Chinedu for the past 6 months; he is a 27 year old young Nigerian man. We performed all manner of sexual activity online, our sexual attraction getting more intense at each passing day. My online relationship got so passionate that whenever I had sex with my husband I always see Chinedu’s  face, that I once exclaimed his name (Chinedu baby) while making love with my husband. Looking bewildered he asked “who’s Chinedu”. I quickly turned the table around so he wont get a glimpse of what i meant, so I said to him that it was just a sexual exclamation “Shit now do me baby”. I promised myself that I must fulfill this sexual fantasy with Chinedu on my 40^th birthday no matter what. It would be a life unfulfilled not making my sexual encounter with him come alive; our relationship is more of lust than love. At the mention of his name my pussy tingles, looking at his picture my pussy drips wet.  I saved majority of my earnings towards this sexual fulfillment, with a strong feeling inside me that it would come out all right and worth pains of saving.

I had to work it out with my boss to provide me with a fake official assignment to Lagos Nigeria. You might be wondering how this could be possible, well I have a close working relationship with my boss, and he is my friend and my boss. So on the 17^th of August I took a flight to the Murtala International airport Lagos, I made my hotel reservations online before arriving. The hotel is located in Lagos somewhere in Ikeja near Chinedu’s office.  I finally arrived Lagos oh my goodness!  I have never seen a an enormous number of black energy bursting people like I saw in Lagos, I noticed how happy they are with smile imprinted in their faces, even as their government is  doing pretty little to enrich their lives.

The driver dropped me at the hotel and i called Chinedu to come over. He arrived, i let him in, and he locked the door. He hurriedly took my face in his hands, rested his forehead against mine and then kissed me gently. Tongue slowly coaxing my lips open and he suddenly his hands reaching around to embrace me, pulling me against his body. My arms came around him, hands seeking skin and his kisses sending shivers down my spine. Moans escaping my mouth as our tongues danced, I reached for his ass squeezing tight. Feeling his hard cock pressing against me the kiss became hungrier, with welling sexual excitement growing per second he pushed me towards the bedroom. Kissing me non-stop till we got to the bed and then he pushed me down….panting hard like a lion about to devour his prey and said “let me show you how much i have wanted you”. He reached down and pulled my dress over my head and then he hurriedly pulled off his jeans to reveal a gorgeous black cock, long, slightly curved and fully erect. His tough masculine hands came under my thighs, and slowly pushed his hands forward reaching for my dripping wet pussy. His finger slowly brushed on my clit, this sent sensational sparks all over my body and I released a loud moan. His cock slid inside me stretching my pussy, my immediate reaction was a thrust of my hips.  Every stroke sent another flash of fire through my body; I spread my legs wider his strokes increased in speed like a horse power engine increasing its momentum.  Hot waves flooded my body as my first orgasm flooded me; I quivered and jerked, thrusting hard against him wanting every inch of him inside me.

He then turned me on my side, lifting my leg for a better angle; once again his cock plunged inside slowly rotating his hip like an oscillator grinding inside me. The tip of his cock hitting bottom on every stroke, like a magnetic flux another wave of orgasm welled inside me. The sexual escape lasted for two hours straight, several positions and energy bursting. All in all, i came 6 times; he came thrice, releasing his thick white seed on my thighs. My pussy was happy; it was an absolutely fabulous experience, at the end it was worth it all. We had a one week of a marathon sexual escapade, oh my! No doubt I will sure want to come back to Lagos for this overwhelming sexual escapade wow!

 

Tips for broke guys to win a refined lady’s heart

Most people are of the opinion which states that “No broke dude can get frosh and classy babe”, today, I want you know that I have broken that opinion few times as a broke hustling dude. Note, when I mean broke, I don’t mean one who cannot afford to feed well, wear good clothing’s, speak and write good English, pay his own bills. I’m talking to all the struggling guys in the street who hustle and can only afford life necessities but not luxuries. Today I will be highlighting 6 good factor I used to win frosh babes as they are called hearts.

1. Cloud your financial incapability with confidence: There’s nothing a matured, miss independent lady cherish in a man more than confidence. I was in my street one day hanging out with some friends and suddenly this frosh and sweet lady walked pass us, I got attracted to this babe immediately I saw her, I told my friends right away ” I go get this babe number”. They all laughed at me saying ” This kind babe no be your level bro”, then I looked at myself, I was properly dressed. With a confidence i don’t know where it came from I approached this babe and wala! I got her number. The lady later told me that she has been in that neighborhood for few months now and no guy has grown thick muscles to approve her. It didn’t stopped there, after confidence then comes what ?

2. Be at the driving seat : For the first month I dated this babe, she treated me like an option, her loyalty to me was next to nothing. Then I found out why, I have been making a grievous mistakes most broke guys make with ladies. Low self esteem, was the issue, I was treating her with great reverend not wanting to lose her. I don’t tell her what to do as the man, whatever she does and wants is acceptable to me, so she took me for granted, in fact she asked me one day that I’m I even man enough. The month I immediately changed scope. We are discussing the scope in next point.

3. Learn the skill of pulling the strings: As man learn the skill of being in charge even when you are broke, here is the scope I first played after I realized my weakness. We both live in the same neighborhood, so whenever she get back from work she would call me to come catch up with her at the bus stop because I always get home before her. So I will see her off to her house and go back to my house, if she later comes to my house after she might have relax at will, sometimes I even beg her to come. But I changed all these the next month, here’s what I did ” she called me as usual to come catch up with her at the bus stop, instead of going to meet up with her, I told her to go home and fix up herself and then come to my house or she should come directly to my house. Lo and behold she came directly to my house. I started pulling her strings, directing her to meet wherever I want to see her, not me going after her like a Roaster chasing a Hen. From that moment I started taking charge and she started looking beyond my brokenness. ( Note you have to handle this with all manner of courtesy so you don’t appear bossy)

4. Yes she knows you are broke but sell yourself with your mouth: Even though I was broke, she always tells me that, I could go with loaded guys that comes after her like vehicles hunting for fuel during fuel scarcity but she chose to stay with me. All these was because she’s a what I call Miss Independent and it’s never a dull moment with me, I would talk her out of reality. Most people living in my face me I slap you compound was wondering what’s a beautiful babe like her even doing with me, some even went as far as telling her how much of a player and joke I’m. This lady will end up telling me those gossips at the end of the day but would do something I admire but won’t admit it to her “hid the identity of who’s telling her the gossip”. She knows gossips like that appalls me, I could hurt the person saying the gossip.

5. Strike her real well at the slightest opportunity : Don’t joke with a lady when it comes to this, you misuse the slightest green light given to you they go elsewhere to get it. As a broke hustling guy, let her sexual fantasy, pleasure and fulfillment be dependent on you. This would give you the major key into her heart, suck all “suckables” when and hit real hard when it calls for that, do it like your life is dependent on it and stop behaving like a “Bolo”.

6. Get her close to your surest family relation: This act would give the lady an insurance that you are a serious dude and not the type to come mess up with her and then gilt her. And a preferable family relation you should get her close with is either your female siblings or a CLOSE brother or uncle’s wife. ( Only do this when you have intentions to settle down with her).

So being broke is not the end of the road, theirs always a beaming light at the end of a tunnel.

Six silly mistakes business owners do

As an entrepreneur or a business person, you are called to serve only customers. Most times business owners do some silly mistakes that are very unhealthy for business; here are six silly mistakes business owners do that is dangerous in the business terrain.

1. Poor Branding scope

Branding in business covers a whole lot of areas but I will be talking about business name here, I laugh out loud most times when I hear or see most business name, I would most times ask myself did this people consulted anyone before choosing such business name. Most of them would try to sound very religious even with their business by naming their business according to their religious beliefs, just this most I finished consuming a bread and I decided to go through the bread’s wrapper and what I found was “God’s will Bread”, lol what a joke! Products that are meant for the entire public consumption should be 100% free from all religious attachments except your target consumers are of a particular religious group e.g. You want to manufacture an olive oil for only the Christian faith you name such product “By His Grace Olive oil”. Every business owner whose product is consumed by the entire public should be smart enough to remove all forms of religious content in their businesses so as to make their business appeal to all irrespective of their customer’s beliefs.

 

2. Impatient 

Most business owners want to set up a business today and start making huge profits the next month, hell no! Business is no Abracadabra; it takes time for people to start noticing your business and a longer time for consumers to trust your business. For you not to wait too long for sales to come, you then need to apply an aggressive means of marketing e.g. If your kind of business is not out rightly new in the market, you will have to give consumers a good reason to leave Product A for your own new product B, this was the technique the Nigerian telecommunication giant Glo used to break into the Nigeria market with the introduction of per second billing rate. If you have done a proper analysis of a business, started proper operations, the next thing to employ is patience.

3. Poor Customer Service

I walked into an International commercial bank recently to transact a business; I was like wow is this bank really situated in Nigeria? Though I wasn’t properly dressed from the gate the security personnel treated me like a VIP, when I entered the banking hall I asked for the banks teller from the security man standing in-between the exit and entrance of the bank and he politely showed me where to pick one. I observed that there was not a single seat in the banking hall, which simply means that they are not willing to keep their customers waiting and to be precise I transacted my business with the bank in an amazing time of less than 5mins. With that experience, I promised myself to open an account with them before the end of this year. That banks amazing customer care service has won them an additional customer, trust me I have transacted with other banks here in a Nigeria that I ended up having aches in my legs for standing too long. This is not only applicable to banks alone but all business ventures, always please yours customers like you are trying to woo Cinderella, make them feel more important than they feel they are and they will be stocked to your business like Ant and Sugar.

4. Going into Business for the wrong purpose

It is true that the purpose of every business man is to make profit but beyond making profit you must that purpose that would still make you stay in business even if the ascertained profit is not coming forth. Never go into business because you saw “Chinedu” making profit with his business and you quickly decided to go into the same business as ‘Chinedu”, you never might know “Chinedu’s” drive for the business. One thing is certain you will never beat the original business idea owner, instead of following “Chinedu’s” idea search and create your own purpose of business and become an healthy competitor like Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

5. Small Business Vision

When starting up a business on of the first thing that should come into your mind is seeking for ways to enlarge and remain in business, most businesses owned by Africans die immediately the business owner dies. I could mention countless businesses that went bankrupt because of the demise of the business owner; the business owner’s family would fight and fight for the business assets till they end up squandering the business assets and bankrupting the business. Have we asked ourselves why all these foreign brands standing the test of time even when the business owner is long dead and gone? The number one reason is partnership; those foreign businesses are not 100% owned by the business initiator, the profit and loss is shared among group of business like minds with the larger share belonging to the business owner or initiator. Instead your business remaining a one man business build it to a certain appreciable level that will attract investors to come in, be smart to sell out some percent of your company shares with you having the larger share so they won’t have an absolute control over your business. This would enable your business to grow bigger, better and more efficient because other investor’s interest is attached to the business. The business will also stand a better chance to stand the test of time even after the owner’s demise.

6. Focus more on product improvement than brand improvement

If your branding is outweighs your product your business story would look like a very beautiful lady with an appalling character. A perfect example of what I’m talking about is the two giant cocoa beverages manufacturing company in Nigeria. One is more concentrated in branding and advert but giving us chocolate dust for chocolate drink while the other is more focus on the product improvement than branding and hereby giving us a more delicious chocolate drink, the truth is that the later sells better than the former. Improve more on your product quality and it would speak for itself, I didn’t ask us to ignore branding totally because it is also a vital area in business.

An old woman who sells sand collected from Lagos High for Living

 

An Indian man once said “If you walk in the street of Lagos you will pick Dollars on the floor”, the Indian man doesn’t literally mean you will pick physical cash on the floor of street of Lagos, he simply means opportunities are abound in Lagos. I want to introduce an elderly woman who makes her little money doing the work of the Lagos state Waste Management   (LAWMA), every morning you will find this woman sweeping the highway of Thomas Owode Ajegunle Ikorodu road high.

  

She sweeps the high ways , not minding her old age and the high risk the work entails she goes ahead to gather the fine sand collected from the Lagos high way and store them in bags to sell. Instead of subjecting herself to begging, this diligent old lady device a means of survival the hard way not minding how little she earns and at the same time she is indirectly serving the Lagos road commuters by making the road clean. If this old lady could be doing this to survive shame be upon any young able man begging or stealing for survival. If you only open your eyes to the overwhelming opportunities surrounding you, solve problems, make life easier and be smart enough to transform it into income like the poor old lady.

“Eko o ni baaje o”

 

Andriana the Hourglass girl Reloaded

After a long tiring meeting with my personal assistance at Hotel 69 situated in the broad street of Lagos, so I abruptly made a request

“I need a company this Friday night, so who do you have in mind for me?”

He grinned, and replied me with a high enthusiasm

“Senator Sir, I’m hooking you up sir with this hot, sexy, curvaceous and intelligent lady”

I became more interested, never seen Sam this much fascinated about a lady before. He went…

“I met her on a flight on my way back from Dubai, she is a professional never seen a “Call Girl” this passionate about what she does “

Sam’s statement immediately swept me off my feet, the girl’s description completely matches with the kind of lady I presently desire

“Hmm interesting … Good one Sam but she is of what age range?”

“She should be in her early 30’s; Senator that lady would blow your mind”

“Eeee Sam hope you have not first tested her before me”

Sam’s expression changed, he looked astonished

“Oh no sir! Have you forgotten that I’m gay?”

I felt as though I could swallow back that statement

“Oh sorry Sam, I got overwhelmed by the lady, so what’s her name?”

“It’s ok sir, she is Adriana”

I became very eager to meet with this mystery lady, can’t wait till Friday to meet her

“Sam I want to meet with this lady by lunch tomorrow”

“Sure sir, I will call her right her right away”

Its 12:30pm I’m patiently waiting in a VIP lounge at Hotel 69 to meet with this mystery lady Sam hyped so much, I couldn’t contain my eagerness to meet so I dialed Sam’s number

“Sam what’s happening naa, I have been waiting here for over 30 Minutes and no sign of her coming yet”

Just as I end the call I saw a shadow cast of hour glass figure from the entrance, the closer she gets the faster my heart beat throbs. She is a dark skinned plump and curvaceous lady with a pair of boobs looking like two large wrecking balls fitted together in a tight bra, she seductively fitted her boobs in her dress, making it look like the boobs were trying to break free from the bra. Her waist line is breath taking it is as though she was dragging two planets fitted in a Jeans. She is smartly dressed with a body fitted grey armless blouse and a tight fitted Jean; I was totally thrown into oblivion that I didn’t noticed when she approached me

“Good afternoon Sir I’m Adriana”

That sweet sounding seductive voice of her brought me back into reality, we immediately choke hands

“Oh welcome my dear, please to meet Adriana, I’m Senator Badda and please have your seat”

(Soft music playing at the background)

It is a classic private Bamboo bar; the lights were a bit dimmed so as to bring alive that romantic ambience. There was a table and two cozy chairs pre-arranged for me their prestigious customer my special guest, we sat down and got talking..

“What do you care for my lady?”

“A chill cup of water would do sir, I’m a teetotaler”

I couldn’t hid my amusement

“Wow that’s interesting”

The bar man appeared with two chill bottled water and two tumblers, he wanted to help open and serve the drink but I objected. I snapped open the bottle and served her chill drink; she grabbed her cup and immediately gush it in with poise.

“You sound so intelligent and smart, why this choice of livelihood”

“Mr Badda….” I interrupted

“No please call me Senator”

“Senator I don’t see what I do as a livelihood, it is my profession sir, there is a difference between a livelihood and a profession”

This lady never ceases to amuse me right from the very first minute i saw her

“Hmm…quite interesting, so why this choice of profession dear?”

“Can I ask you a question sir?”

“Oh please do..”

“Please be sincere with me, what was the first thing you thought about when you saw me”

I unavoidably babbled

“Emmm I saw saw beeeaau…”

She cuts in

“Please Sir….I was sex, you were already fantasying on taking me to bed”

Oh this girl don read my mind o

“Well that’s true”

“Senator I’m a sex appeal figure, every man would want to have a piece of me, so I decided to make a business out of it but in a more professional way. I learnt the art of sex and techniques to pleasure people in a whole new dimension. I’m very passionate about my profession, I don’t see myself as a prostitute but a hospitality personnel”

“Wow! You said people, does it means that you pleasure women too?”

“Oh yes! I have a lot of them as clients too”

“Hmm what….”

She abruptly cut my next question

“Enough of this question and answer session, please let’s get to business sir, my p*ssy is wet and ready for you sir”

On hearing this my d*ck twitched, so I quickly led her to my hotel room